Go Fun Yourself

Ran teleprompter for the DICE Awards last night. This was my favorite joke of the show.

Actual pothole in Michigan

Bird photobombs meteorologist

"I'll handle this, human."

Don't touch my food!

My drive in to work this morning (I-90 in the Berkshire Mountains, MA)

German Shepherd Beaten And Shot Multiple Times Saving His 16-Years-Old Owners From Burglars

Change My Mind

Violent video games actually reduces violence amongst children

Brendan Fraser on His Comeback, Disappearance, and the Experience that Nearly Ended His Career

All of West Virginia's public schools are closed due to a teacher walk-out over pay

I got you bro, I got you

TIL Bhutan is the world's only carbon negative country. The constitution demands at least 60% of the country covered in forest, making it a sink of over four million tonnes of CO2 per year.

His first ever bath - a bit scared at first, he quickly got used to it

"I hate everyone...except you."

In a Berlin metro. The text reads, "This text has no other purpose than to terrify those afraid of the Arabic language."

DEADMAU5 said this bassline is impossible to play, someone proved them wrong

TIL Michael Jordan once tipped a waitress a $5 chip for bringing him a drink. Wayne Gretzky stopped the waitress, removed the $5 chip, grabbed one of the many $100 chips on Jordan’s side of the table, and gave it to her. Then he said, "That's how we tip in Las Vegas, Michael."

Before they're ripe it's easier to understand why they're called eggplants.

Florida House declares porn a public health risk shortly after denying assault rifle ban